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Golden Parachute for a retiring Admiral?

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The federal buying season – yes that is a real term – is upon us and I have been so busy chasing the billions the US Government is rushing to spend before September 30 (the fiscal year end) that I have neglected the posting – my apologies

 

Actual Contract:  INSTRUCTOR – THEATER SECURITY DECISION MAKING – FOR THE FLEET SEMINAR PROGRAM IN THE WASHINGTON, DC AREA

Agency: Department of the Navy

Office: Naval War College

I’m jest say’n: The words are all wrong, it should say:  “Admiral Pete, thanks for the big promotion as you retired. We couldn’t give you a retirement bonus, but how about if I sign you up to speak at an obscene amount of money?  Got your small business disabled vet designation yet? I know that hangnail has been bothering you for months. All you need is 5%, that counts as much has losing two legs and an arm to an IED. With much love, the new Admiral.”


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